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To all those guys that expect their woman to make a sandwich after sex… If she’s capable of walking to the kitchen after sex, you haven’t done your job properly and you don’t deserve a sandwich.

(Source: teaquila, via jopsoliod)

conveys:

i just realized that the voice in my head when i read things isn’t my own voice omg whose is it

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